When people call PATD ‘emo’ I’m just like dude…have you even heard Pretty Odd?0
Blah blah blah blah trash blah blah blah pollution and organic matter blah blah H2SO4 blah.0
I think my last post speaks volumes about how bored I am in class right now.1
Grumpy Queen fanfiction:
Grumpy slowly climbed up the step latter, facing the woman he loved. Regina Mills, as in the evil queen.
He simply could not believe he had come to love this woman so completely, but love he did.
"Hey sister," Grumpy started in a husky tone, "your eyes sparkle like the coals in the mines."
Regina let out a shallow breath before speaking. “Grumpy…coal doesn’t sparkle.”
He pondered that thought briefly. “No… It doesn’t at first. You gotta polish it but soon it turns into a diamond, and you Regina, you’re a diamond in the ruff.”
A small smile crept onto Regina’s lips. “I don’t think it works that way… but thank you.”
"No, thank you Regina for teaching me that a dwarf can have the ability to love."
She lightly placed her hand into his. “To love the evil queen.” It was said with a somewhat sarcastic smile.
"Yeah sister." Grumpy then stood on his toes, refusing to let the woman bend down even a little bit…because queens shouldn’t have to bend. Then slowly their lips met in a gentle kiss.
Grumpy loved Regina 5eva and everyone else only loved Regina 4eva which is less than 5eva so Grumpy Queen lived happily ever after.0
I’m bored and learning about trash.0
NEW TOTALLY FOR REALZ OUAT SPOILERS
- REGINA LEAVES ROBIN TO START A TORRID LOVE AFFAIR WITH LEROY
- THE CHARMINGS’ BABY IS ACTUALLY A CHICKEN
- GLINDA THE GOOD WITCH IS CHARMING’S LONG-LOST IMMORTAL GREAT AUNT
- HOOK BREAKS THE CURSE BY KISSING A SENTIENT POTATO
- EMMA’S TRUE LOVE HAS BEEN ARCHIE ALL ALONG
- ZELENA’S ENTIRE PLAN IS AN ELABORATE RUSE TO GET REGINA TO GO OUT FOR MANI-PEDIS TOGETHER
THIS IS FOR SURE ACCURATE INFORMATION YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE YOU READ IT ON TUMBLR
I FUCKING KNEW IT.